andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

tangeluh:

George R. R. Martin is a terrible wedding planner.

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decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

redgir1:

when someone insults something u really like

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doctorwho:

Ponds.

I had wings once. They were strong. They were stolen from me.

officialfrenchtoast:

It’s a metaphor, see: you hold a pen with your homework in front of you, but you don’t do it, you don’t give it the power to do its killing

  • Jack: Hannibal, are you eating a human being?? are you a cannibal????
  • Hannibal: No, Jack *sticks a human finger between his teeth* it's a metaphor

sadwallader:

sadwallader:

why did the pop punk kid cross the road

to get out of this town

thetolqueen:

When I’m somewhere and a bunch of little kids start running around:

radbf:

*fails exam* its a metaphor

  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
vein13:

serenading-the-unicorn:

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle



it got better

vein13:

serenading-the-unicorn:

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

it got better

  • Person: what are you doing?
  • Me: not reading the work of a stranger on the internet interpreting the relationship between the protagonists of an established media series by thrusting them into unrealistic situations in which they for some unknown reason have intense gay sex that's for certain

poopflow:

if u have good cheekbones aND good eyebrows fuck u