megumiaino:

let me get this straight. *grabs the nearest heterosexual* now where were we

awpippin:

→ Best of Legolas

  • me: you'll regret staying up this late
  • me: i know
  • me the next morning: i regret staying up that late
  • me that night: let's do it again
  • Me: I want to cut my hair boy short with layers and get an under cut, dye it white, wear nothing but ripped skinny jeans and studded vests over graphic tees, and refuse to eat and sleep because I'm too punk rock.
  • Me: I want hair down to my ass and to wear flowercrowns and dresses, and just ooze glitter like a fucking fairy.

rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

#:D
cadaverselfie:

that’s it that’s the whole series

cadaverselfie:

that’s it that’s the whole series

2 days ago - via sveethy - org xzky

anatagaikiteiru:

when youre not doing any work in class and the teacher comes over

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pleatedjeans:

via

pleatedjeans:

via

lsdzeppelin:

i was taking pictures of the new puppy

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when i look out the window to see the older dog just

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skylarkjanina:

kaosunseen:

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THAT IS THE BEST USE OF THAT PICTURE I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay